Mr. Patron comes to school

One of my kids showed up today with a postcard flyer, advertising a series of performances, featuring artists such as "Mr. Patron", and "Mr. Criminal". For reference, here is a picture of Mr. Patron.

Irvin was sharing his flyer around, telling everyone that Mr. Patron is his uncle. "But Mr. Patron is only his name when he's singing", he said (or it might have been "sinning"). "Oh?" I replied. "Yeah", he said. "At our house? We call him George."

Peering over Irvin's shoulder, Tom chimed in. "Mr. Cri-mi-nal. Ooooh, he steals stuff!"

Best.