"Mr. Graham, can I have that extra banana?"
Me: "Nope, I don't have enough for everyone to have seconds."
I turn away, and behind me, I hear this:
"Well, who gets the other one?"
"His wife!"
"Nuh uh! He ain't got one!"
"Is it 'cos he's not grown-up?"
"Yeah, he has a mom and a dad."
"You can have a mom and dad and be grown up!"
"He doesn't have a wife?"
Hoo, boy, back in the saddle.
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