Today, first graders are experts on:
-how to kill vampires (sunlight, not light bulbs. Or a stake. But not a steak.)
-the existence of, and how to kill, werewolves (yes, they're real)
Things they are not experts on:
-spelling "kickball". ("Mr. Graham, what comes after the 'w' and 'm' in 'kickball'?")
-high fiving (seriously, 60% of the time, it's like 2 ships passing in the night. Thank goodness my hand is a big target)
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